"Fuck you" remix

I'm still bitter about my stuff getting stolen this past weekend. Reason being because of how TEDIOUS it is to get shit sorted out with banks, cell phone companies, and the worst...the DMV. I didn't realize how tough it was for someone to get a temporary licesense, or even better, have their phonecall taken after being on hold/transferred fifteen times just to get a supervisor's voicemail. How many people's cell phones do I need to borrow before being told, "Mmm, yeah, you can do that," or "That's not possible," or "You have to be in the state in order to receive more information." I've been on the brink of wanting to cry alll fucking day and it's only the early afternoon.

I blew shit out of the water on my last 5k erg test of my collegiate rowing career and final fall season. But still, the stresses of being a victim of theft are making it difficult to realize my success from earlier. It was even a shame to hear about a friend of a friend who was attacked this past weekend, being a victim of theft and violence. The people in this world make me so upset sometimes. The shit that people will go to lengths to do just to score whatever money they can get for God knows what is so pathetic. I wish I was an Avatar where money is not involved in living peacefully and one with nature.

In relation to my bitterness, I was listening to Cee Lo Green's "Fuck You," on my walk to campus (my keys including my car key was in the bag that the fuckers took so I have to wait for mom to overnight my key to me). If I had to say something to the people who stole from my friends and I, it would be that song. However, I would've sang different lyrics. Saying that, I got out of my class early today and went to the library to bullshit and get information on the things I needed to replace. The bullshit included writing my own version to "Fuck You."

The lyrics are as follows... (and here is the instramental version of the song so you can sing along to it)
Cee-Lo Green "Fuck You" (Instramental)

[I see you used my credit card with my shit you stole and i'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

I guess the change in my pocket was what you wanted and so,
Fuck you!
And fuck your friend,
who helped you steal, right outta our cars, ha now that’s fucked up (that’s so fucked up!). Now I have no phone and my money is gone so I say...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo]

You should be sorry, you broke my window, and rolled it up in the backseat. You pried into another car, took our bags, and my favorite Hello Kitty keychain.

I pity the fool that did this shit to us
(oh shit you’re an asshole)
Well
(just thought you should know, douche). Ooooooh
I've got some news for you,
yeah the cops are on your ass so haha.

[I see you used my credit card with my shit you stole and i'm like,
Fuck you! Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
was what you wanted and so,
Fuck you!
And fuck your friend,
who helped you steal, right outta our cars, ha now that’s fucked up (that’s so fucked up!). Now I have no phone and my money is gone so I say...Fuck you! Oo, oo, ooo]



You probably waited, until we were gone, to go to town on all our stuff.
 We looked around but you bounced. 'Cause you pathetic, stupid, and weak.

I pity the fool that did this shit to us
(oh shit you’re an asshole)
Well
(just thought you should know douche)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you: I really wanna beat yo ass right now

[I see you used my credit card with my shit you stole and i'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
was what you wanted and so,
Fuck you!
And fuck your friend,
who helped you steal, right outta our cars, ha now that’s fucked up (that’s so fucked up!). Now I have no phone and my money is gone so I say...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo]



Now please, please, please explain to me why y'all are such douchebags? (douchebags, douchebags, douchebags). We did some good deeds and helped clean up but y'all still done took our bags (our bags, our bags, our bags).
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy assholes? Oh! I hate you. Oh! You took my favorite keychain! Oooh!

[I see you used my credit card with my shit you stole and i'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
was what you wanted and so,
Fuck you!
And fuck your friend,
who helped you steal, right outta our cars, ha now that’s fucked up (that’s so fucked up!). Now I have no phone and my money is gone so I say...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo]



It's not as great as the original but it gets my point across. This week I'm gonna have to pray my butt off that I'll survive it without losing my shit (mental shit).