Friday, February 17, 2012

Shut Up

I can't help but be fascinated by this music video. A friend of mine posted it on her Fbook and said "gender bender." I don't know much about Jhameel to really understand but long hair, don't care - this song is catchy!

And the video is pretty cool.


Shut up by Jhameel

Happy Friday, y'all!

Friday, February 10, 2012

Namaste...muthafuckahsss

#Dyingdyingdead. That reminds me, I need a Lululemon yoga strap for my mat.



Shit Yogis Say

Underestimated fruit.

It's Friday and the weekend will be here in about five hours. I have no important plans or dates and I have all this time to rest, relax, and recuperate from a long, drawn out sinus infection I've failed to get rid of last week (because of my 5-day binge of going out and drankin' mah face off). Don't judge me, k?! I'm twenty-two, I'm in my prime, I have a job that pays me well enough to go out into the night and wreck havoc like an angry trollop looking for some fun. Now I'm making myself sound like a slut AND I'm rambling.

I woke up this morning, got changed and ready and dolled up for casual Friday (i.e. jeans, boots, a girly top, boyfriend blazer, and painful headband) and grabbed breakfast on the go. I haven't eaten breakfast since the 90's hahahahah lies. But really though, I don't remember the last time I ate a substantial breakfast considering I run on coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon with a swig of 5-hour energy in between. Don't judge me, k?!

I haven't eaten Greek yogurt in a long azz time...probably since that whole stint of veganism a few months back. I will admit, I did feel a lot better when I woke up in the mornings when I wasn't eating dairy. I don't know what it was, I just felt mmmmm refreshed. Whatever, man I need me some protein considering antibiotics attack ALL bacteria in your body, even the good stuff. So, I tried to incorporate the good stuff back in with some protein-packed, low-fat, Chobani :)

It's been a while since I've had it so I found some awesome new flavors that had me saying, "Mmm sauce, gimme dat!" Thursday was Apple Cimininininininin and today I had one of the most underestimated fruits that not many people really take the time out to think about, let alone try. To be quite honest, I'm sure I'm only person who ever really thinks about a fruit.
Passion fruit.
 
Scientific name: passiflora edulis (Thanks, Wikipedia!). This bitch is native to some South American countries, it's pretty when you open it and somewhat intimidating when you try to eat it (it's almost like Flubber). Well, at least I was intimidated. "Do I eat the seeds?" "Why is it all jiggly?" "Mmm, I rike!" It's not too tangy with the right amount of sweet. It's tropical and cool so when everyone else is eating fucking apples and oranges, you can dare to be different and whip out an obscure purple fruit and be like "Yo, I has a passion fruit."

High in potassium, beta carotene, and fiber (you know how I feel about fiber. MMMMMMM), this little guy is quite the conversation piece. So don't underestimate the passion fruit. It did nothing to you except say, "Enjoy me, because I'm awesome."

One way you can enjoy some PF's are to mix it through your favorite kind of yogurt. Cheers!

Monday, February 6, 2012

This is how I feel this morning

It's the Monday after the Superbowl and from being uber emotionally drained from last week's bullshit (not even gonna talk about it) and going out like a thirsty camel for the past five days, this is how I feel...



If you haven't seen the Superbowl half time performance featuring Madonna and frenz, this is M.I.A. flipping the camera when they bleep out the word "shit."

In other words, I'm giving a big "Fuh you" to Monday because I feel like <bleep>....shit.

But hey, I had a great time at Skrillex, a fun night in Jersey, and a chill night watching the Superbowl with my breast fren as we watched it in a gay man French bistro that we stumbled upon.