Tolerable Douchebags

1. Kid Rock - because he doesn't really exist that much anymore.

2. The guy who predicted the Rapture and failed - because he was wrong and he received massive amounts of shit for it.

3. Billy Idol - because he's over his pissing/spitting/not-giving-a-fuck phase.

4. That guy at parties who thinks he's the shit at beerpong - because eventually he'll lose and beat himself up about it and it's kinda funny watching him lose.

5. Tom Cruise - wait, he's not tolerable.

6. That guy at the bar who gets sloshed beyond belief and tries to have a conversation with you - because you can always walk away without pissing him off; he's too hammered to notice you're gone.

7. The CEO of that company you interned for - you haaaated him while you were there but now you don't really have to worry about him pissing you off for not taking you seriously. You're free!

8. The CEO of that company you're currently working for - you have little to no interaction with him because of your status on the totem pole. And since you don't work with him/her, you can listen to everyone else bitch about how he/she's not as smart as the public thinks he is.

9. Your roommate - when he does annoy the shit out of you for whatever he does, you have your own room to seek solace in. And since you're working, you're not around long enough for him to bother you. You don't really know what it is that he does to bother, but you do know he does bother you. Alas, you certainly don't mind hanging out doing "bro stuff" here and there!*

*your roommate doesn't even belong on this list...simply a filler because the author of this list has slight OCD and needs to work with even numbers at odd times during the day. Weirdo.

10. Your dad - because despite the shitty things that he does or has done in the past, you still love him.

Schunday Swag Schongs

I was playing these shin diglets all day today...enjoy :)

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Gobble gobble.

Happy Thanksgiving to all you bird-loving, meat-eating savages. I hope your days are filled with tryptophan and happy times and lots and lots of grub. I leave you with some holiday laughs...


Billy Crystal & Robert DeNiro


Turkey Chases Reporter (this has great commentary from the stupid woman)

There is no rock bottom.

Hello! I have resurrected from the blogging dead and am ready to get back into this shiz. Considering I have been busy flying around like a social butterfly, that can't always be my excuse for not taking some time out and shitting on the world. #JOKING.

If you don't know this by now, Thought Catalog is my go-to blog for great reads. And about a week ago, I came across the best article that sums up how I should view life. And of course, I would read this article during a time where I often question why certain things happen to me. But then again, who doesn't question where their life is headed? Feel like you always get the short end of the stick? Been there. Feel like you think you're headed on the straight and narrow and are really getting somewhere with your life only to find out it was all a big joke and you're back at square one? Ha! Been Lived there. Not sure as to "what you're doing wrong"? Right on the money, because yep, that's happened to me too.

We've all been there.

And I think this article is essentially saying, You're not wrong, you're not lost, you're not spiraling down into some deep, dark abyss and never coming out again. You're stuck momentarily; you've taken a different path for the time being and eventually you'll find your way. Like a fluffly, little sheep. Aww...

The article is hopeful, motivating, and downright true. There is no rock bottom. It doesn't exist. At all. And looking back on all those times where I thought I truly have hit my lowest of lows, I've come to find out I really hadn't. Nor will I ever get to that point. No one will ever hit rock bottom. Everything happens for a reason and I remember one time at work where two of my co-workers caught me crying secretly in my cubicle, they asked me if I was ok. I didn't go into details considering my petty issues were none of their business (Granted, they are great people to work with), I simply responded, "I figured God wouldn't throw these curve balls at me if He knew I wouldn't be able to handle them." But every curve ball that's been thrown my way, I've been able to dodge...slowly but surely. Gracefully? Eh, not quite but I'm getting there.

I Was Drunk

This should make you all laugh...

"I Was Drunk" / Riva Starr feat. Noze


...ooh la la la.